used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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