She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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