Can i not drive my cunt home
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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