ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He better not be in your backpack
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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