He asked to "fluff my boner.."
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
When are your genitals available?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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