He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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