Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
My nipple is on Facebook.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
It's just like the Real World with babies
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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