So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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