No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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