Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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