Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Dignity is for republicans.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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