My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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