i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
