remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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