In the future we'll all be gay
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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