I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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