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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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