Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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