This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
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