I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
he quoted the bible to break up with me
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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