Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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