I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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