Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
