As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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