The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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