Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
i will never coherently bang her
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Randomize
