Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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