Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Randomize