Ambien. No doubt about it.
I am spending my child support on dildos
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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