i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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