I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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