Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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