My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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