too bad you live with your parents still
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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