Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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