I feel like I'm in dance class right now
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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