No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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