What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
