i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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