I didn't shave. On purpose
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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