Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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