I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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