so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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