By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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