i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
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