Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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