Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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