Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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