I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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