Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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