I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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