I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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