when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
If that was your dad, he is hot
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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