you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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