That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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