I hate all girls vehemently.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Actions speak louder than pants.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Randomize
