Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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