how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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